The winner is the person to have the most hearts when the game is over. Well, makes more sense than the Mario game, but it's definitely no "HeroQuest" or "DragonStrike". AVGN: Because these games were MEANT to be board games. This was meant to be a VIDEO game! BJ: Yeah, I wish I was playing the real Zelda instead.
AVGN: Damn straight. Now you're starting to see the light, Board James, Or should I call you, Video James. Here's "Street Fighter II", the board game. I guess there was no "Street Fighter I" game. Oh no, they did it, they took "Street Fighter" literally. It's just a bunch of fucking streets! Get it?! "Street Fighter"?! They fight on the streets! ON THE STREETS ! AVGN: You're right, it's ass! I'm gonna go play the video game. AVGN: You're right, it's ass! I'm gonna go play the video game. BJ: Fine. BJ: This is pretty big board anyway, for a video game that's just 2 people fighting. All it really needed was dice and cards. When you roll a die, you don't count spaces, you count directions on the street, so everytime you turn a corner, that's one number on the die. When players meet, they fight, by doing what? You guessed it, rolling "Battle" dice. *dice rolling* The winner gains on their power meter, the higher your meter gets, the more dice you get to roll in battle. First player to get their meter to the top wins, but then there's M. Bison, who has a countdown meter. If his countdown meter makes it to the end, that means everybody loses. The players can also try fighting M. Bison if they're powerful enough. If someone beats him, that person wins the game. Wow! Just as much fun as playing the video game. *Street Fighter II footage* *rolling a die* *Street Fighter II footage* *rolling the "battle" dice* (¬_¬) *Street Fighter II footage* *Street Fighter II footage* *Street Fighter II footage* *Guile dies* *yay! * This is a mess. This WHOLE thing is a mess! What do i need this for? Did i put this together right? "Remove the pawn stands, building stands, clips and pegs from underneath the cardboard platform. Separate the clips and twist the pegs off their runner. Discard waste." Hmm... "Discard waste". *box landing in the trash can* Tetris? Oh no, you've gotta be kidding me! Who makes a board game of Tetris? HOW do you make a board game of Tetris?! That isn't even POSSIBLE! Wha- What am i supposed to do here? Play fucking Tetris on cardboard? *Board James 'singing' the Tetris A theme* Fuck this! Players all simultaneously and randomly pick block shapes out of the box, they place them on the board, and arrange them just like if you were playing Tetris. If you get a block you don't want, you pass it to the next player. When somebody reaches the top, the game ends. Whoever has the least amount of open spaces, wins. So, basically you're trying to cover as many spaces as possible in the quickest amount of time. What's the point? I guess it's good for people who don't have electricity, but still want to play video games. You could play it on GameBoy with AA batteries! Who needs this shit?! Who makes video games into board games?! It's all a bunch of circle-jerk marketing bullshit! I played some board games out of boredom, but THIS SHIT, you gotta be REALLY bored! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?! (ಠ_ಠ) *THUMP! * *AVGN Theme plays* AVGN: You know who you are. You're a nerd. You'll always be a nerd. A Video Game nerd. *AVGN Theme playing*
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